History of the World - Part "Redruth"

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Redruth's Rose offered top paid jobs & quality dining to a deprived rural area of failing regeneration. In return, the Rose Proprietor has been harassed by selfish peers & corrupt staff. Redruth is what its people allow it to become: a cess pit of un-investigated murders, illegal drug importing, car theft rings & ex-school bully extortion. They don't want a top restaurant bringing people to the town, because they won't deal with the internal rot that will keep Redruth the most deprived town in the most deprived county of England. they'd rather be mindless whipping boys ,shack up with the old school bully, buy  Cornish crack on credit card drinking piss beer... direktly!

This abstract, from the hilarious book, is humorous sarcasm based upon real life people & events whom employers would benefit to  be protected from so not about any voiceless good people (who, of course, would never be staff in nor visit) the Redruth area but about the DWP  supported powerless, non compos mentis people parasites: who complained when their drugs outlet had risen as a posh restaurant & who never want to see anyone achieve anything that might highlight their uselessness:: evolution outclassed.  

Comparisons with any persons recognised may be unfortunate but all these people had to do was embrace a smidgeon of honest work. 'Emmigrate' to Redruth and any kindness, generosity or quality you bring there will be torn from your very soul by the poverty stricken mindless followers of the school bully.  

The book reveals names & evidence.

Success brought jealous peer businesses who spread malicious gossip thereby keeping Redruth what it is today: DWP housing for lazy single males, ex-offenders using easy welfare payouts for drugs & alcohol making the region a sponge for loser degenerates. 

A town where the school bully or the gypsies rule the gossip roost. Too much crime goes unchecked.

A major misunderstood & hidden problem in Redruth & Cornwall is that  false adage 'cheaters never prosper'. The 'second home' lack of local housing issue in Cornwall is brought about by the council itself in accepting criminals from all over the 'cun'try to be set up on housing benefit in social housing. 

Extremely lazy, depressed scammer on prozac. Complained when more than 5 customers ordered. Repeatedly could not follow visual breakfast workflow: burnt toast, over-cooked eggs, burnt hands. Incompetence through mental illness.  Dishonest, untrustworthy but kept the kitchen clean.

First Sunday, Nick had a fit when after the first 5 covers another 7 came in within 30 minutes. Claimed he was on an understanding that he would never have to cook more than 5 meals (following a retainer cooking for 5 builders). The proprietor took him around the restaurant to show him the 126 covers.

Second Sunday, Nick turned the fridge off early morning then claimed at the start of service he couldn't do Sunday roast... the commercial fridge had a 14 day 'power outage' back up.

Nick's salary was downgraded by all the job requirements he sequentially rejected until negative.

Crafty but too fat, too stupid, too selfish, too dishonest: Chris was a liar & thief when applying for the head chef job. Fell out & abused each & every staff in turn without himself quite knowing why. Even abused his brother. Invested his time trying to read the business bank password with 'innocence' presumption all dried up (like his cooking) when he asked to borrow the bank password calculator for his home account! Like father like son: a stupid thief. His dad stole from the military then did time.  His brother, following in his father's genius,  liked to rob neighbour's sheds, because of the lax security. Repeatedly disobeyed instructions, hopeless chef, cook or KP. Sweet as pie scammer to your face. Illiterate/could not read recipes: could not do the job so useless. Previously employed live-in at a golf course kitchen & bar, Chris twice faked a burglary claiming the thieves threw chairs at him: he plundered the food & booze for a party but got sacked when he was found out repeating the scam. Proprietor invested a free car, 6mths physio, cash bonuses but Chris did not respond, just becoming lazier by the week.

Way too stupid. A school retard. "Ricky, put your tongue back in your head.. Seems all you can do is eat. Practice saying: 'I've always wanted to cook'". Would repeatedly cook raw or overcooked food rubbish. Repeatedly worked early week 'need the hours, mate' then too tired on WED/THU/FRI/SAT/SUN busy nights would leave early. After 5 resignations: accepted!

Could cook but just , 18, focused on sex without ambition, never cleaned the kitchen.

Significantly damaging employee: retarded illiterate, lazy, dishonest used everyone else to run his life even his girlfriend's family by piercing the condom. Went on to destroy 3 catering trailers.  Threw away crockery rather than wash up. Dumber than his dogs. Hoodwinked others to survive. Never took responsibility- always just passing through.  Played video games all shift with just one thumb. Nicknamed 'the Cabbage' at school for being such a vegetable, Luke believed he was being admired so kept his derogatory nickname.   Continually disappearing from kitchen to flirt with waitresses: we had to return orders and turn customers away. Luke will destroy your business. Sacked.

Could cook very well but depressed  believes friendless too easily manipulated by the Cabbage patch which ultimately brought him down. Left in support of Cabbage who was still riding him.

Thief- Gave away substantial drinks between £2000-£3000 on a Saturday night to her friends. Alcoholic who never made it in Monday morning- not once. Always arrived late, left early, often a no show. Poor, if any, customer engagement used the bar as a haunt for her friends for freebies.  NB Videos held 

 Joel B. £8.50 p.h. Repeatedly gave away cocktails & beer claiming 'practice'. Just another lazy thief. Employed by Emily. NB Videos held

Pinkie McCabbe: Faked accusations of Swindon boyfriend's abuse giving him 3 years and her £6,000 victim support but wisely skipped town when he was released. Played victim, took £750 from Rose for rental deposit which she grabbed from letting agent accomplice  (dad). No police action but VISA refunded Rose and some D'ruthians believed that to be fair play! 

McCabbe's dad: extremely racist skinhead parasite. Responsible for the 'manslaughter' of an immigrant in his 20's. Defined by his Neanderthal side-rolling flat feet gait & typical chav inability to walk like Homo Sapiens. Came to Cornwall DWP 'family links' once his daughter found Cornish DWP extended benefits to be easy. Sports a skinhead face spider tattoo: these are awarded to wannabe white supremacists  who have killed a 'black'. These skinheads believe that being members of the British Empire entitles them to an imcome & housing without having to work i.e. 'DWP benefits.  Unemployable facial tattooed tards are not expected by DWP to be able to secure a vocation. Vocational promotion would be PTSD & mental illness claims.

The shortage of housing in Cornwall is NOT down to second holiday homes but rather a sustained willingness by the council to welcome ex-cons from around the country with the weakest 'link' to Cornwall. That is what makes Redruth the 2nd most dangerous town in England. Critics here are selfishly only concerned about their own house prices.

The D'ruth town is what its people make it. I guess budgeting isn't an agenda when your employer is DWP.

Her skinhead, extremely racist "can't-beat-'em-kill;'em" ex-con [manslaughter] father thought Christmas had come early with the easy benefits available followed her to Cornwall.

Cllr Deborah Dee:  Only did one shift to spy on proceedings. Repeatedly flirted with the proprietor  who then suffered the wrath of the shill Redruth Chamber of Commerce for refusing to become a member. Rose , following its policy of keep prices affordable to customers, did not sign up to the Chamber of Commerce being envious of any individual doing well let alone doing something neighbourly & good for the town consequently plagued Rose with bad mouthing gossip preferring to maintain their member's incompetent service:.
The Chamber of Commerce is lead by the only ever American veteran to be honoured with 4 purple hearts . Why else migrate to Redruth. Judge him by his dog who is always pulling away.

Redruth was not a mining town but a service town offering pubs & prostitutes to rich miners. Redruth: a town of a dubious past without a future. 

Lisa Lecher, Journalist, CornwallLive. How is it possible to accept that any public surname might also be an unsavoury description? She painstakingly spells her name at every sentence to avoid being a letcher: even 'lurcher' would have sufficed.

Lee Trewhella: self proclaimed  foremost music journalist but in reality a Truro Private school failure who did a city & guilds in short hand... which he still cannot read. Delusionally believed he should have free tickets to the Rods, Pistols, B52s, Vibrators & Tom Jones. Full time complainer: challenges anything worthwhile unless there is a backhander in it for him such as Waitrose Truro or Rose Cottage Restaurant from which he tried to extort for £10,000 with the threat of bad publicity. Impotent living off his wife who calls him 'pencil dick', because he's very small.

Danielle Clarke's Benefits at Rose Cottage:

- Free bottle of wine after every shift

-Stole £10 taxi fare after every shift

- Extra hours to polish cutlery whilst watching TV

- Better salary than she'd ever had

-Weekly cash loans for 'school uniform' aka 'crystal meth'

Danielle started her opportunity-less career as a barmaid at 14 where she was hooked onto alcohol, crack, & 'skinner' prostitution She sought to escape by falling pregnant but the impregnator wouldnt even give her a job let alone maintenance then palmed her off to Rose as a business hindrance- she got more for her child from her employer. Does Danielle even appreciate how much she's been taken for a ride.. or ridden? I guess anything is better than a fraggle rock puppet cock.

- Danielle: made an unsolicited interview during which she offered the landlord sex for a job. Dani was given a job out of charity, because there was nowhere left in town that would employ her; her sex offer was soberly declined. Fraggle Rock puppets are only fucked after a skinful.

- Dani received a 100% clothes allowance but still came to work in a hoodie... with extra meths

- Free meals & drinks for all staff & their families which in Dani's case extended to everyone. (Note: having sex with someone does not make them 'family' especially cross species.

- Six months grace for Dani to find another job. Then sacked and in return, Dani spread malicious false gossip in order to damage the Rose business.

- Landlord toleration of  Dani falling out with every single member of staff then seducing/offering sex to any staff who would help her keep her job. Dani has lots of friends & second cousins, because they remain flattered by her sexual attention.

There is nothing good in Danielle, she's a useless, dishonest  lazy, crack addict as ugly within as without.  Ok, assumed to be 'crack' by her own words she didn't know what the white crystal was that she had to smoke every 10 minutes otherwise her mood would become even worse if that were indeed that were feasible. 

There has been some defence for poor, wretched Dani & we have reflected upon this in order to portray her persona as accurately & charitably as possible: We conclude that Dani is a selfish, vindictive, useless alcoholic crack addict.

 To all of you who stand up for her: you're not special. Dani has offered  herself or given sex to anyone who'd listen.  Every night she'd prey on the most drunk man or woman. You were used: quite an effective psychological trick stumbled upon being well beyond Dani's intellect: dogs, cats, pigs all made to feel beautiful- its what we all want.

Danielle Clarke has been sacked from every job she's had  so had to revert to being a reluctant bullying mother & had a 3rd child only to gain 'employment' from DWP after her care job ended following more unexplained deaths than could be reasonably attributed to Covid.

Rose lent her at least £200 every week unbeknown to be used for drugs; paid off her DWP £750 debt with additional loans for school uniform. In return Dani regularly rode the competition, stole by giving away products, seduced & slept with the landlord's innocent girlfriend twisting her into a sex worker. Indeed anyone who had decided that she [Dani] needed to be sacked for theft or obnoxious behaviour was offered sex. Dani would , of course, make a top sex worker, were she not so physically ugly.

Whenever the manager was away, she would give away food & drink for favours. Other times, she would extend freebies for cash tips. An interesting psychological observation that coming onto everyone male or female can create friends in the absence of other incentives. Danielle stole everything that wasn't twice bolted down; gave away drinks & food to mates; borrowed cash weekly; stole taxi fares. Reliably dishonest, lazy & angry. Videos held. Very 'friendly' with all the publicans in town for whom she has worked but would never employ her again. Given 6 mths to find another job during which Dani  seduced two female managers to keep her job & the proprietor's girlfriend whom Dani slept with (video on youtube).  Dani milked these 6 mths then was sacked, Dani went on to bad mouth the Rose business proprietor. The proprietor had paid her DWP debt; let her family eat freely and allowed one drink after shifts: Dani would use a 568ml gin glass for 'one drink' of 3/4 bottle of wine.

Fearless, adventurous trail blazer but absolutely hopelessly too trusting in a town stricken & driven by poverty. Full of outlaw gypsies  on housing/mental illness/PTSD/ex-offender benefits. The rich emmit population 'would only'  be seen dead [sic] in D'ruth. An excellent town for consultancy research for DWP reform. The schools are Ofsted winners yet half the active population are illiterate, everyone looks 'related' although there are no fish in the red river. Old families hang on to their dwindling inheritance by rejecting anyone successful. Never sacked staff quick enough in some Rose-coloured hope that they might better themselves into a worthwhile esistence, however, the 'staffing' pool in Redruth is quite the dire straits. Significant is that the previous 'pub' was a  low-life supplier of drugs on credit card. 

The proprietor raised funding for a fun gravity tram to ride up/down Fore Street to create a second reason to visit Redruth which was suppressed by the town council in bed with the self-serving chamber of commerce fiasco & backward-looking peer businesses- the same 'people' who rejected M&S, Wetherspoons as  too competitive. The regeneration of Redruth, relying upon  these people, will take a further 157 years.

A big shit hole town of job candidates, rightly, berated & ridiculed to help advise other businesses.